The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 380 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.204 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 331 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,374 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 380's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 380 is ranked 217,278^th in the world and 5,574^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.53 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.